Dear Mrs. Goofy,phos je napisao/la:back off U expansive self-advertising non-croatian speaking attorney!
It is my honor to address these lines to you as a person I find sufficiently admirable for fostering impeccable moral standards. May I say I’ve always enjoyed reading your ever elusive, almost indulgently readable posts abundant in reason and wit no woman, or man for that matter, has ever served before my eyes. Please allow me to refer to your latest post, I quote “back off U expansive self-advertising non-croatian speaking attorney!”, as being rather declining in contents and inconsistent with your well reputed existence on this forum.
With all due respect, but where I come from this line of words constitutes what we call a hate speech.
Not only does it qualify as a hate speech, but what is more it casts serious allegations on the part of my service legitimately offered previously as well as my personal aptitude to communicate in multiple set of languages, relevantly in this case, the Croatian language.
Your unsupported insistence to the lucrative nature of my counsel as well as the fact that you have unsupportively regarded my knowledge of Croatian language as non existent, represents a criminal act known as defamatory libel defined as imposing a negative public image upon my personality, under Section 298-1 of the Canadian Criminal Code as well as, I am almost positive, under the respective articles of the Criminal Code of the Republic of Croatia.
Please bear in mind that I have no intention whatsoever of imposing threat, on the contrary, I am fully mobilized to save you from further incrimination as my respect for you binds me no less, but should you choose to disregard my amicable recommendations you will render me no choice but to resort to an eventual legal solution of this unfortunate occurrence.
Yours faithfully,
T.M.Cohen
P.S. In hope that you will continue laughing at my intelligently challenged jokes and inspire me for some more, I leave you to the words of the song Always look on the bright side of life by my dear friends and former clients (R.I.P most of them). I’m off to convince a couple to get a divorce, my apartment needs a new furniture.
