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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la roadkill » 12 srp 2012 14:48

Pingvin. A navodno bi mogla biti i bizon.
bring your mind into my head...

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la LittleRedRidingHood » 12 srp 2012 14:50

Porcupine!

Genus and species:
Hystrix cristata

Collective Term:
A prickle of porcupines

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Collections agent
Bureaucrat
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Reading
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Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.

In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.

Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.

With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.

Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.


da sam irkinja bilo bi Dik O`Braz :D
I motali smo u vodi moju dušu na njenu i njenu dušu na moju. I prvi put sam shvatio da je ovo, što činimo, mnogo veće od ljubavi. Da plivamo kroz vječnost.

Bolje kuna na suncu, nego dvi u hladu.

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la hops » 12 srp 2012 15:02

fala fala ...
volim timona!

red..nekako...mislim da su te fulali./

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la LittleRedRidingHood » 12 srp 2012 15:06

jel da! ostajem svizac! slika
I motali smo u vodi moju dušu na njenu i njenu dušu na moju. I prvi put sam shvatio da je ovo, što činimo, mnogo veće od ljubavi. Da plivamo kroz vječnost.

Bolje kuna na suncu, nego dvi u hladu.

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la hops » 12 srp 2012 15:07

ne...nije ni to...

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la LittleRedRidingHood » 12 srp 2012 15:08

ajde onda napregni vijuge pa me pokusaj kroz mutnilo docarat u zivotinjskom liku!
I motali smo u vodi moju dušu na njenu i njenu dušu na moju. I prvi put sam shvatio da je ovo, što činimo, mnogo veće od ljubavi. Da plivamo kroz vječnost.

Bolje kuna na suncu, nego dvi u hladu.

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la ariadne » 12 srp 2012 18:05

Pingvin.

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Skroz ja. :D
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la omnia » 12 srp 2012 18:40

Baboon :lol:

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Aah, the lighter side of the animal kingdom. It takes brains to be quick witted and amusing and the baboon has plenty of them. But, these are also affectionate creatures....

Baboon personalities come in all shapes and sizes, but are usually powerfully built smaller individuals with bright appealing eyes. Intelligent and shrewd, they are highly adaptable individuals, and as students of the lighter side of life there is nothing they enjoy more than indulging in complicated practical jokes or impromptu comedic performances.

Arguably, they are neither handsome nor plain, and their robust personalities are engaging and charming.

Mane cemo elegantno preskocit :plese:

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la ariadne » 12 srp 2012 18:52

Onaj dio gdje ljudima voliš pokazivat golo dupe? :D
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la omnia » 12 srp 2012 18:54

Među ostalim ;)

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la OtherMe » 17 srp 2012 08:46


Beavers
are the workaholics of the animal world. No animal personality places more emphasis, nor derives more self-esteem than beavers do from their careers. They can be found at all levels of the working world, though they perform best in unsupervised positions that require serious responsibility. This makes them ideal for roles as a ship's captain, naval officer, judge, accountant or bank manager. As a handyperson they have no equal: If asked to fix a chair, they'll build one from scratch.

Organized and structured, their determined attitudes spill over into all aspects of their busy lives and they plan for the future almost unconsciously. Decisions made regarding their relationships, careers and families are methodically and practically prepared, and they are most comfortable at work or ensconced in their fastidiously decorated homes. In their spare time, beavers love to busy themselves around the house or tend their precisely manicured lawns.

It is arguable, however, whether the beaver's complex home-building skills require intelligence or simply instinct, much as a bird builds a nest. Today it is generally believed that the beaver's intelligence is overrated: though they will purposely fell trees to build dams, they are often killed by their poor lumberjacking skills.

While others are playing, beavers are usually hard at work. They are well prepared for any eventuality and their homes are well stocked with spare water, emergency radios and survival kits. Even the beaver is not sure why it spends such energy in securing its home, but it instinctively feels more comfortable when it does.

Beaver personalities come in all shapes and sizes. Generally in good physical condition, they find time to keep fit even with their busy work schedules. Their conscientious attitudes makes them dependable as friends and a commitment from a beaver is like money in the bank.

go figure :shakinghead:
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Aven » 17 srp 2012 10:44

Results:

Wild Cat

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain


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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Billie Deadwilder » 17 srp 2012 12:33

Ljenjivac.

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A dobro ne ličim toliko na jednoga koliko se ponašam poput tih životinja. :I

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la stevo_karapandža » 17 srp 2012 12:57

rečeno mi je da san bejbi lav, al mislin da je poprilično samo zato jer ja upilajen sa horoskopon :loser:
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la hops » 17 srp 2012 13:16

sve neka divljac...
i nikada mi nije bilo jasno, zasto morske zivotinje nisu ukljucene, jer znam puno ljudi koji mi vuku na lignje...

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Ameli » 26 srp 2012 12:44

eto nisam rješavala test, al znam da sam domaća životinja:
-kokoš :D
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Ameli » 26 srp 2012 12:52

Zapravo jako slična ovoj :D
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Angela07 » 26 srp 2012 18:21

Ameli je napisao/la:eto nisam rješavala test, al znam da sam domaća životinja:
-kokoš :D
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:D :D :D :D preslatka je!

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Kroacija » 07 kol 2012 18:04

sinoc smo ja i cura, dok smo se valjale jedna drugoj ispod vrata, ustanovile da iz jednog određenog kuta izgledamo kao ciju ciju. sto je tocno ciju ciju, ne znam. ali ima velike puppy face-oci i mala usta. moram se prestat druzit s njom. :D
a tu je i picajzlina slicnost s beluga-kitom. :D po boji koze i kjutnesu. :touched:

ja ne licim na nista. :sealedlips: osim na ovo sa avatara sto je fotkano u autu. :blushes:
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Plague » 07 kol 2012 20:08

my beluga days are over. idem ka boji normalne osobe u jesen. :D

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Kroacija » 07 kol 2012 20:42

jadnice. :D
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la me,myselfelse » 09 kol 2012 04:17

Idiot.
Ako želiš mir, pripremi se za rat!

Majke mrze ratove.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDErC8-MrUw

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Blisss » 04 ruj 2012 13:35

Ja sam morski pas koji grize sve od reda, ribe, zvijezde i torpeda....

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Ameli » 07 ruj 2012 12:26

Ev što kaže test: rovka
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laže :D

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la lia » 07 ruj 2012 14:04

Sve više sam sigurna da sam muha, sama govna oko mene di god da se okrenem !
Gay dear? Who dear, me dear, no dear, ooooo dear...
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la štrudla » 07 ruj 2012 17:01

honey, i'm home...
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la Afrodita » 07 ruj 2012 18:37

u zadnje vrijeme
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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la eris » 10 ruj 2012 21:51

pingvin....hm...s averzijom prema moru :) ali glavno da sam neshvaćena :)

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Re: koja si zivotinja?

Post Postao/la melted_sun » 10 ruj 2012 21:53

lia je napisao/la:Sve više sam sigurna da sam muha, sama govna oko mene di god da se okrenem !
HAHAH

ja sammm...trenutno ljenivac

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